Thank you Amber. We are all looking forward to seeing our Amelia friends, we miss you!
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Ma belle Gaspésie, tu m'a fais un bien fou, plus que n'importe quel endroit au monde! 🥰
Je repars avec un petit pincement au cœur mais une grosse dose d'amour et le calme de la mer en souvenir 🌊🌅♥️ #gaspesie#thebestplaceintheworld
I think the Imam ran out of characters.
I'm sure the last part of that quote was something to the effect of:
"The only one who CLEARLY DOESN'T HAVE THE BRAINS to lie about me is my FUCKING BROTHER'S FRIEND!!!" https://twitter.com/imamofpeace/status/1231070264189804544 …
Gago ang saya ng feeling ng kasundo mo mga partner ng friends mo. Kung may jowa ako di nya kelangan magworry na lalaki sinasayawan ko kasi ung girlfriends ng friends ko lang ang sinasayawan ko HAHAHA TIMES LIKE THIS SOBRANG GRATEFUL NA MAY GIRLFRIENDS
I need more female friends
China, you’re still in my prayers. Missing my second home, SHANGHAI! 🙏🏾❤️🇨🇳#china#shanghai#prayforchina#secondhome#friends#family#inmyheart#love#culture#travel#instagood
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SISTERS// It’s astounding to me the incredible women and friendships that have come into my life these last few years. So I can’t even begin to express how humbled and honored I was to stand with this radiant friend of mine as she said “I do” to the love her life this weekend. If you’re lucky enough to know @faithhoperun then you know what a true gift she is. Full of joy, humility, kindness, beauty, and faith. She’s the little sister I never had but always prayed for. 🙏🏻 Thank you for being such an encourager and light in my life, Steph, and for your intentionality in our friendship. And thank you for letting me be a part of your big day and this beautiful journey you’re on. I’m forever grateful for you and I can’t wait to cheer you and Matty on as you embark on this next chapter!! Love you BIG. ♥️
me, in the desert: “get out of the trash can!”
me, in the trash can: “wait, what?”
me, there: “how’d i get in the trash can if i’m not in the trash can?”
Me: “well clearly somethings wrong!”
me: “oh i see! the desert is making me hallucinate!”
*the desert is a dangerous thing and place but not an organism. too much sand, many Sand Creatures, and not very many food*
me, shoving sand into my mouth: “this tastes like tiny rocks!”
me, beating the shit out of me on top of a sand dune because me was eating a sandwich he stole from me: “what?”
*i don’t know*
me, riding a llama: “did you know i’ve killed an interdimensional beast using nothing but seventeen screwdrivers, hair gel and a kitchen knife?”
Me, floating above the continent of Florida: “yes, you’ve mentioned it a few hundred times.”
Mike: “i am so cold!”
me, peeling the shell off my apple: “wait a minute! you’re not Mike! you’re just a fake probably!”
Fake Mike: “just because i’m not real doesn’t mean i don’t have feelings!”
Me, eating way too much taffy: “yes it does!”
Fake Mike, sinking into the sand: “just because you’re right doesn’t mean i care!”
*Fake Mike is gone. what next? whose even real anymore?*
me, stepping up to the front of the classroom: “i’ll tell you whose real! first of all we know i’m not real, so we can cross me off the list!”
me, staring into the abyss: “this has to be somebody’s head, right?”
*oh i see. no i don’t. but yes i do.*
me: “we better wake me up!”
*i didn’t realize your asleep*
me: “well i’m not dead! They need me still.”
The Crows: “The time has come to face your fears! step up to the wheel of misfortune and pick your Time!”
me, reaching into the sky with my seventeen screwdrivers: “it’s time to murder another interdimensional beast!”
Me, whose not actually there, holding a large sword: “Avengers, Assemble!”
me: “that was cool! now just don’t mention the Produce!”
*the sky thunders as everything happens all at once. there is no more yes, only no. Time is happening everywhere*
me, morphing into the Continuum: “at least we’re not in the desert anymore!”
*The Crows shriek as They, too, must start from the very beginning once again*
Only takes a couple of innocent carriers of the virus to circulate amongst friends, co-workers, fellow plane passengers for this virus to cause issues in ANY country. Trump cannot stop it, wall or no wall !
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If one of my friends did this shit to me I would dead ass call a Uber and dip so quick https://twitter.com/emeshiatt/status/1231347420430307329 …
How much is too much for a pair of shoes? Asking for a friend...
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Right? Glorious. Unpardonable state charges are what's going to eventually bring down Trump, his family, friends, the entire GOP, Fox News, Bernie, Jill & Tulsi. Also why my next rescue dog will be named RICO.
Well, after careful thought and consideration, I have decided to part ways with Montessori in Redlands. While I am sad to leave behind all the friends I've made here (employees and students alike), I hope you'll all be excited for me in my new endeavor. I have accepted a position in Santa Clarita where I will be overseeing and implementing the photography and marketing at a jewelry store. This change is extremely terrifying, but exciting.
With everything falling into place, I know this is where I'm meant to be in this chapter of my life.
I'm beyond grateful for everything I've learned, the people I've met, and the students I've come to love at MIR this past year and a half. I'll still be around on Tuesdays for a bit to help with transitions, so don't miss me yet 😉
Thank you all for your love and support during this time of change. With everything that has transpired over the past 2 years, I've come to accept that life is short and you have to be true to who you are and live the life you want, because we don't know when it will all be taken away.
Also, if you or anyone you know is looking for a studio to rent in Downtown Redlands, one will be coming on the market very soon....or if you're looking for some inexpensive furniture from a good, smoke/pet-free home, I've got some stuff for ya 😉